As some of you know I have started documenting my husband’s witty comments here. I figured it was about time to add to the ever growing and entertaining list. If you missed the other two posts you might want to check them out at the following posts: Spinning in Our Teacups and Back by Popular Demand . I will be right here when you get back!
Just to be clear—Chris is an engineer by training and most folks think that engineers are boring and dull. Not this guy!! No way no how!!! He defies the stereotypical engineer as the following comments and observations will prove.
- One day I forgot to put clean towels out on the racks after I had put the dirty ones in the wash. He yelled from the bathroom (dripping wet) “Service at this hotel is really going downhill!” I suspect that might be more of a commentary on his travel prone lifestyle right now.
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“I don’t think I could ever run for office. I couldn’t be nice long enough.” I think this might actually be true…..
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“The longer you live the more crap you have to remember.”
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“I am in my bunker waiting for the radiation to decay.” (Don’t even ask how that came up in a conversation!)
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“We have the reverse snowbird effect in Mason City–they all come back.”
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“The large intestine is very large.” (I never said that they were all profound. And once again–no comment as to how this came up in conversation. Trust me, you don’t want to know)
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He told me that I am a reverse cougar because I love old men. It’s true.
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When seeing a man with a very mismatched shirt and tie combo—“that looks like a dog’s breakfast”.
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“The difference between Iowa and Ohio is a couple letters.”
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“HD is not always a good thing—especially when it is an ugly person.”
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