You know that I am here for you guys, right? I am always on the lookout for things that I can pass along to my readers that will inspire and enrich your lives. I want you to all live life to the fullest and enjoy each moment and today in an effort to help you on that journey I have found some items that might just have to be put on your Christmas wish lists.
On my flight home from Houston last Friday I decided to check out the SkyMall magazine. That’s the one that is always stuffed down into the back of the seat pocket–dog-eared and ratty looking. It hangs out with the “what to do in an emergency should this plane plummet to earth” card and the dainty little barf bag that would not hold a well digested snack let alone a meal. But I digress.
I picked out a few items that I thought might just be on the top of wish lists everywhere and wanted to pass them along to those of you who have not had the joy of gandering at a SkyMall catalog as of late. As alway—I am here to serve.
Idea number 1: The Lip Enhancer Who could resist having their lips puffed out without the annoying and costly botox treatments? (I don’t even know if that is what is used—it doesn’t sound quite right.) I think these would be a great gift for any man or woman and such a bargain at a 3 pack for only $48.99! 3 different sizes for 3 different types of lips? I would have to figure out what type I have first but can’ t you just imagine all kinds of things going wrong with these?
Idea number 2: The One Handed Barber I just see all kinds of bad happening with this one, folks. It says it fits comfortably to the contours of your pate. Obviously they have never encountered my bumpy pate! The name itself just conjures up a horror movie for me.
Idea Number 3: Bacon towel and pillow Now I am a fan of bacon but really? This idea just kind of reeks. 
Idea Number 4: HoodiePillow Nothing says “I look like a dork” any more than this item. It supposedly provides privacy and comfort but in my humble opinion it might provide a lot of entertainment for those around you . Pillowcase is extra, of course. 
Idea Number 5: Human Sling Shot This just looks like a huge accident waiting to happen. Look at the gleeful looks on the faces of the participants as they anticipate the launch of their “friend”. 
Idea Number 6: Shoe Refresher I guess this one could actually be a little helpful. My TOMS might actually smell a tad fresher, right?
Idea Number 7: Relaxing Magic Showerhead This item claims to “enliven your daily shower experience by transforming your regular showerhead into a fountain of brilliant fun”. I like my water clear, thank you very much. Anything else might just freak me out in the morning. Unless, of course, it was bacon scented……to go with my pillow and blanket.
Idea Number 8: Abominable Snowman Yeti Statue If there is anything on my list this year it is this wonderful yard art. I can only hope that it would help keep the deer out of my bird-feeders—what do you think? Life-size of course, please. Taking donations now.
Which item is on your wishlist this year? All of them? Inquiring minds want to know.
