I am a big fat liar.  I am.  I know that that is hard to imagine.  Me???  Yes, sadly it is true.

You see, I had a revelation or epiphany or something and I felt that I had to share it.  I don’t want to misrepresent myself to you.  And I feel that I have been.  For a long time.  All my life, perhaps. So it is time to come clean.

My driver’s license is wrong.

I have always said that my eyes were brown.  Guess what—they aren’t.  They are hazel.  Shocking?  Yes.  I know it probably rocks your world.  It did mine.

I have ALWAYS answered that question BROWN whenever asked.  I have lied.  I did not realize it but I did .   I don’t know when the change happened.  It just did.  I think they must have been brown at one point.  Why else would I have ever said that that is what they were???  My parents raised me to tell the truth. Lying about eye color is ridiculous.   Why would I lie about that???   The only explanation is that they have changed color.  I never really thought about it a lot but when I catch my husband creeping staring looking at me intently and he says I have really disturbing scary  neat eyes I guess it prompted me to look at them more closely.

If this doesn't give you nightmares I don't know what will!

I know that now you all will have horrible nightmares about ugly eyes and skin with big pores and bumps and lines and wrinkles and all that but I am posting this picture for full disclosure.  I can no longer live with the lie that I have become.   I have to get it off my chest.

Hello.  My name is Beth Ann and I have hazel eyes.   Please accept my apologies for my previous half truths.  I did not know what I was saying.   And I also apologize for posting the scary picture.  Do you realize how difficult it is to take a picture of an eye and not have it be scary???