I am a big fat liar. I am. I know that that is hard to imagine. Me??? Yes, sadly it is true.
You see, I had a revelation or epiphany or something and I felt that I had to share it. I don’t want to misrepresent myself to you. And I feel that I have been. For a long time. All my life, perhaps. So it is time to come clean.
My driver’s license is wrong.
I have always said that my eyes were brown. Guess what—they aren’t. They are hazel. Shocking? Yes. I know it probably rocks your world. It did mine.
I have ALWAYS answered that question BROWN whenever asked. I have lied. I did not realize it but I did . I don’t know when the change happened. It just did. I think they must have been brown at one point. Why else would I have ever said that that is what they were??? My parents raised me to tell the truth. Lying about eye color is ridiculous. Why would I lie about that??? The only explanation is that they have changed color. I never really thought about it a lot but when I catch my husband
creeping staring looking at me intently and he says I have really disturbing scary neat eyes I guess it prompted me to look at them more closely.
I know that now you all will have horrible nightmares about ugly eyes and skin with big pores and bumps and lines and wrinkles and all that but I am posting this picture for full disclosure. I can no longer live with the lie that I have become. I have to get it off my chest.
Hello. My name is Beth Ann and I have hazel eyes. Please accept my apologies for my previous half truths. I did not know what I was saying. And I also apologize for posting the scary picture. Do you realize how difficult it is to take a picture of an eye and not have it be scary???