You have missed them, haven’t you? My Chrisism posts are some of your favorite posts from what you tell me so it is time to give my readers what they want. So today—please enjoy some of the gems that my own Mr. Diamond has said over the past few months.
Chris to me: “How did you get so beautiful? ”
Me: “God.”
Chris: “I think he worked overtime with you.”
“I am a social media widower. “(Unfortunately that is sometimes true. )
“You’re blogging me off!”
“You social media’ed instead of watching the movie with me.” (See a pattern here? I think he is trying to tell me something.)
“I got em on the hook and I didn’t have to crimp my barbs!”
“A vision is just a dream you drag into reality.”
I told some things about Chris to his coworkers and he later told me to stop because “there has to be some mystery surrounding the king”.
“You get all these Chrisisms for free but I get editorial control.”
Chris said a quick prayer and when I commented on how fast it was he said he had a T1 line to God
Chris noticed an interesting guy and quipped “That boy has realty TV star written all over him”.
“Graduations are like funerals and weddings when it it comes to being expensive. “(Concerning our recent trip to NYC for Micah’s graduation.)
Bonus Lines
Chris’s sister Colleen is very witty as well. Here is a Colleenism. “It’s clean enough that no one will die.”
Bethism— “You upgrade me.”
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Leave a commentThank you so much. What a wonderful way to start the week. Travel safely. Tell Chris HI…he is greatly missed, and frequently discussed.
Thanks, Mary! I appreciate you stopping by and will pass your sweet words along to Chris!!!!
Your conversations are never dull, are they? Thoroughly enjoyed this humor to start my week.
Glad to make you smile. We do have an interesting life, don’t we?
Love these! T made a comment similar to Chris’ about social media,but it was in regards to eating and taking pictures of food! 🙂
Well that is pretty normal as well in our family…..we all suffer the same affliction.
They are all great but your sister-in-law´s is pretty good too. It must run in the family. 😀
I think it does. Hers cracked me up.
Oh, dad. He’s so clever!
He is, isn’t he? One of his hidden traits.
These are so funny! I especially love the King one! That makes Jeni and I princesses 😉
You and Jeni are definitely princesses. In every sense of the word.
You guys are hilarious!
🙂 We try. Our lives are one big comedy at times.
That’s a great way to live life!
Chris always there to make you laugh.
Thank goodness for that. I could not bear to live with someone who did not make me laugh or who would laugh at my lame attempts at humor.
thank you for sharing these — they are so wonderful!! seriously, they give laughs and life!! and thank you to the “king” for being a good sport. 🙂
Thanks, Les. I will pass the thanks along to the king. He will be thankful. 🙂
Always love your Chrisisms! The blog and social media ones I shared with Ian 😉
Great way to use rhubarb in a way other than crisp or pie. 🙂
And I bet Ian could identify, right?
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