You have missed them, haven’t you?  My Chrisism posts are some of your favorite posts from what you tell me so it is time to give my readers what they want.  So today—please enjoy some of the gems that my own Mr. Diamond has said over the past few months.

Chris to me: “How did you get so beautiful? ”
Me: “God.”
Chris: “I think he worked overtime with you.”

“I am a social media widower. “(Unfortunately that is sometimes true. )

“You’re blogging me off!”

“You social media’ed instead of watching the movie with me.”  (See a pattern here?  I think he is trying to tell me something.)

“I got em on the hook and I didn’t have to crimp my barbs!”

“A vision is just a dream you drag into reality.”

I told some things about Chris to his coworkers and he later told me to stop because “there has to be some mystery surrounding the king”.

“You get all these Chrisisms for free but I get editorial control.”

Chris said a quick prayer and when I commented on how fast it was  he said he had a T1 line to God

Chris noticed an interesting guy and quipped “That boy has realty TV star written all over him”.

“Graduations are  like funerals and weddings when it it comes to being expensive. “(Concerning our recent trip to NYC for Micah’s graduation.)

Bonus Lines

Chris’s sister Colleen is very witty as well.  Here is a Colleenism.  “It’s  clean enough that no one will die.”

Bethism— “You upgrade me.”