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September 13, 2018

Sit Back and Relax! Chrisisms Are Back!!!!

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Chrisisms are these witty little phrases that my beloved Mr. Diamond utters from time to time.  He has been a little off his game these days and hasn’t been as prolific as normal but I do have a few to offer up to entertain my readers.

So pour yourself a cup of coffee or tea and enjoy a few words of wisdom.

You have to have pipe dreams or what is the point of working for the tobacco man.  (Not that Chris has ever worked in the tobacco industry.  I think the North Carolina living has gotten to him.)

It is a very fine line between empowerment and anarchy. 

Death is a pre existing condition. 

If you grew up in the Lesser Antilles would you have an inferiority complex?

Business is no different than war. You gotta know who your enemy is.

For me if it didn’t have an equation it didn’t exist. 

I hate even and odd years. (After an especially trying and difficult day at work.)

It isn’t raining.  It is moisturizing.

You don’t want to keep feeding your worms to the bass and just give them away. 

Buddy is an invasive species. (This was said after he came home and I had been gone for awhile. Buddy is pretty needy at times.)

Thanks for stopping by and enjoying a few humorous moments that my husband shared with me over the past weeks. Don’t forget to leave a comment for Comments for a Cause – Books for Africa.  Each comment means a 50 cent donation at the end of the month.

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  1. Jeni
    September 13, 2018 at 07:05 am

    “Buddy is an invasive species” lol!

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  2. Darlene
    September 13, 2018 at 07:59 am

    Chris never fails to bring a smile to my face. I love, It isn’t raining. It is moisturizing. I must remember that one. xo

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  3. Mama's Empty Nest
    September 13, 2018 at 08:28 am

    Always humorous! Your Mr. Diamond does have a way with words. 🙂

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  4. dawnkinster
    September 13, 2018 at 08:51 am

    Good advice….don’t give those worms away for free!

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  5. Josh
    September 13, 2018 at 09:31 am

    Always a fan of Chrisisms!

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  6. Katy Flint
    September 13, 2018 at 09:40 am

    Love “Buddy is an invasive species”! Nike is totally the same way!!!

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  7. Jill Jeffrey
    September 13, 2018 at 10:07 am

    Chris is ever wise!

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  8. priscillaking
    September 13, 2018 at 04:12 pm

    “Moisturizing” is what the weather does a lot of in Virginia, too, and also in Maryland.

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  9. priscillaking
    September 13, 2018 at 04:15 pm

    And Traveller-kitten can be a very invasive species (if I don’t pick him up right away he’s apt to scramble up me like a tree)…I wonder if the rest of the ecosystem is as fond of English Plantain or ailanthus trees as I am of Traveller? LOL

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  10. susi_snaps
    September 13, 2018 at 06:30 pm

    Perfect timing! Just as I opened this post I had finished pouring myself some water and steeping some Numi rooibus! 🙂
    Love Chrisisms. It’s so funny what comes out of our significant others mouths sometimes.

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  11. Mary Ellen
    September 13, 2018 at 09:37 pm

    I love those Chrisisms. They make me laugh! Thanks for sharing!

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  12. Shirley Matthews Dunn
    September 14, 2018 at 03:18 pm

    Uplifting and fun Chrisisms . Thanks for sharing.

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    1. Beth Ann Chiles
      September 17, 2018 at 11:33 am

      🙂 He keeps me laughing.

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