I am back with internet accessibility again!  YAY!   After a week on the road I am glad to be back with wifi!   My mom is doing fine (thank you ALL for all of the concern), I managed to load the car up and bring back a ton of stuff from my father in law’s house and the bonus was I came back a day early and was able to see my sweet hubby for one night before he flew out this morning.   Our Critter Sitter did great giving Buddy his Rutin and today as he lays on my lap his breathing seems to be (keeping my fingers crossed) not as labored so I am holding out hope that he is going to beat this chylothorax after all.  Time will tell.

Driving as much as I did over the past week allowed me the opportunity to visit various rest areas along the way.  TMI, I know!!!   But one of the things that I get excited about is seeing what kind of hand dryers they have.   My favorite are those Xlerators that have so much power it could knock you into next week if you aren’t careful.   They blow the skin on my hand so hard that the skin puckers up and looks like it is going to fly off.  You know what I am talking about!!!!  Don’t you????   What if I could have a whole body Xlerator???? It would blow all of the extra flab and fat off and then I would have  the svelte and sleek body that I dream of.

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Not that I would want to walk around with that look all of the time —just the after effect of having all the extra “stuff” blown off of me.  So I am thinking and doing some research…..of course if I installed one in my house it would have to be this model because it comes in red…..

I may have to think about this……I think it could be a tax deduction, don’t you, because it is a home improvement.  Or maybe I could use our FSA account to pay for it—it would be a health expense.   And this one looks as if you can personalize it…oh the things I could put on it!!!!   The plain white model runs around $425 so I guess I had better start saving up now!!!!