Today I am featuring Part 4 of Chrisisms from my witty husband. He is keeping his day job but as my previous posts Spinning in our Teacups, ,Back by Popular Demand, and Chrisims Part 3 have shown you—he is one funny man. My list has been growing and with our upcoming anniversary trip I am sure that I will be adding to it so I wanted to get these passed along to you today. Please enjoy and share the wonderful world of humor according the Chris!
- “They are all God’s children but some are gonna need some extra large wings.”
2.” I always wanted the brass ring not the brass knuckles.”
- “If you’re gonna ride hard, dry off. {Really???? 🙂 }”
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“I am having a junior senior moment.”
5.” The farther you think you are from God the closer you are actually becoming.” (Sometimes his wittiness takes on a more serious tone.)
- “Our marriage is like a 30 year old single malt. It tastes excellent and goes down smoothly. ” (Quite honestly I am not sure how to take this one but I think he meant it as a compliment.)
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Chris asked me to pick up some cash for him. When I asked him how much and why he said he always likes to carry enough on him in case he has to buy himself out of a “situation”.
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“There are no dress rehearsals in life.”
9.” I am a nerd herder.”
10.” Sometimes the sense around here isn’t too common.”
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“I have an 8 core processor in a single core world.”
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“At least he brought the right bulb to the party!”
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Leave a commentI like them all, but can totally relate to number 10.
I think many can relate to that one, TBM!
Wow, I never thought Marc would regularly use a chrisism.. He uses the line about the dress rehearsals all the time (it was actually his dad’s line)
HA! I guess it is not just a Chrisism then, is it???? 🙂
Now I know why I don’t always understand what Chris means so I will now know understand his language better.
You will never ever ever understand him!!! He is a man of great mystery! 🙂
I really like #4, and I’m not going to ask any questions about #7! LOL Thanks for the fun post, I always enjoy these.
I have a lot of those Junior Senior moments….and I am afraid I am getting closer to being a senior….
TOOOOO funny… you are one lucky woman to married to such a witty, wise man… and I love the junior senior moment… I think I have those everyday!
Me, too!
Numbers 5 and 10 are my favs. Thanks for sharing this great list.
He cracks me up and I think others should also benefit from some laughter!!! 🙂 Happy 4th of July!
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