Joke for the day
The pharmacist walks into the store to find a man leaning heavily against a
wall.
He asks the assistant “What’s with that man over there by the wall?”
The assistant responds: “Well, he came in here this morning to get something
for his cough. I couldn’t find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire
bottle of laxative.”
The pharmacist yells: “You idiot! You can’t treat a cough with a laxative!”
The assistant responds, “Of course you can! Look at him, he’s afraid to
cough.